Really happy to see
this story in Slate about how to win
The New Yorker cartoon caption contest. Guy nailed it, and clearly understands how to get inside the minds of these neurotic, self-obsessed glyphs constantly thrown into surreal situations.
I have my own science on this, which is to have these characters say the most obvious thing possible. I never submit. I’d never win. But here’s a few.
"I ate a doctor."
"Hi. I’m holding a fuck doll."
"I have bat wings."
"Happy birthday. Here’s a bomb."
You really should submit one of these. Who knows what that crazy Texan will find funny?
ReplyDeleteI've convinced myself at least 3 times that victory was mine only to be disappointed. I'll never play again. Maybe.
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