The Most Illest, Futuristic Sandwich Ever

Love these guys with their fast food hacks, as if all this work is worth whatever $1.39 they're saving by assembling what they call a Ghetto Big Mac. It's not even a shadow of the Big Mac, this monstrosity, with none of that complex texture-flavor interplay afforded by the middle bun, the lettuce, the sauce. Also, they get the "two all-beef patties" jingle all wrong. But who am I to nitpick. They have the passion, the knowledge, the energy that any great sandwich deserves, and I'm just another cranky old American who can't eat four a day like he used to.